humanoidhistory:

"Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night."
—Miles Kington

humanoidhistory:

"Astronomers, like burglars and jazz musicians, operate best at night."

Miles Kington

dear-travis:

kenyatta:

As a 4 year old, this was the funniest thing I’d ever seen. I think I talked about it for days.

This is still funny to me.

(Source: gameraboy)

(Source: oatmeal47)

apparently my little cousin *who’s 5* doesn’t like me according to my mom…

yeah she probably doesn’t like me becuz i dont let her do whatever the heck she wants. like digging into shit, aggravating my old dog…

i’m always more than happy to say no to her, i actually raised that kid till she was 2 years old becuz my aunt has crohns, and should not lift anything heavier than a bag of flour.

honestly this little girl is the reason why i do not like children. she always gets her way and when they say no she does it anyways.

"your full name without an E,F,R,S,K,I,M,L,C,A,Y,N"

(Source: alwaysblind)

tomhiddlestons:

THIS SHOW HAS WON 10 EMMY AWARDS

(Source: sourwolve)

lookdifferentmtv:

buzzfeed:

14 Times Laverne Cox Dropped Her Vast Wisdom On The World

She is everything. 

missmossmtf:

Metallica with Jerry Cantrell

patronsaintofqualityfootwear:

pssst here’s a survey for you it’s only two questions pass it on

attention all vegetarians

yamiyuugis:

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 

heres a source

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

berrykoolaid:

Our king has fallen

rebornica:

It was funnier in my head

cakeandrevolution:

I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.

(Source: asparagays)

pervocracy:

"This company’s policies are evil, so I won’t buy from them" - yes okay

"This company’s policies are evil, so I’ll let the $8/hr customer service staff know just how I feel" - please no